Does modern art p*ss you off?

I can't stand it when some idiot (usually an unwashed, untalented, pretentious, mature-student type) nails a bag of rubbish to a canvas then paints it with badger faeces (just emphasising the absurdity) and says "mmmm it's a metaphor for the modern human experience" and then some pr*ck says "oh brilliant, yes, I knew that.. it's worth �10000000"... you could argue that I just don't get it but frankly I don't want to get it... these w*nkers get paid to make meaningless, ugly, random juxtapositions of crap then some even bigger w*nkers get paid to read something into nothing (which is easy to do as there can be no wrong answers... you just need to be good at bullsh*t)... I hate the lot of them. For me, visual art should require skill, passion and the ability to turn something you feel into something you see... modern art is nothing more than pretentious sh*te.